学生党自白 放假必须回家的25个理由(双语)
13. Having every single spice at your disposal, not just salt, pepper and Italian seasoning。
Because the memories of binging on boring college food like this are still fresh。
可以自己动手做Pinterest网站上搜集的所有食物。
在家里点披萨比较郑重其事,而不像在学校那样在某个倒霉的晚上才不合时宜地点披萨做夜宵。
再也不用去!食!堂!了!
17. When you have friends over and your mom asks if you guys want snacks。
1. When you first get home and see a stocked refrigerator and pantry。
Nothing replaces the feeling of being recognized by the staff at your go-to local dive。
9. Being able to make all the food on your Pinterest boards。
它可比你一个月的房租还要贵。
还可以吃完就跑。不过掌握烧烤技巧后你就不需要爸妈啦。
18. Free coffee。
8. Having a huge variety of snacks for your late-night, at-home Netflix binges。
12. A freezer full of popsicles, all day every day. Thanks, Mom。
再也不用上课了。
2. Waking up to your favorite breakfast courtesy of Mom or Dad。
冰箱里全都是棒冰,每天都能来一根。老妈你真好!
19. Free alcohol。
21. When your family orders pizza, it's more like an event, rather than another MTWThF night at some unacceptable hour。
享受原汁原味的美食,不用加大把的盐和胡椒来调味。
"Nah, I'd rather have Liz Lemon's 'Night Cheese', please."
去小店的时候,可以买自己喜欢的但有点贵的食物,因为有爸妈付账。
请朋友来家里玩的时候,老妈会问“你们想不想吃点心?”
“孩子们,想吃爆米花么?”
22. Shouting "MOMDAD" when you're having a cooking emergency instead of trying to juggle your cellphone and a pan that's on fire。
*Brings out tray of TV show inspired snacks*
说真的,我们为什么要用盐和胡椒?
“呃,我比较想吃奶酪,谢啦。”
Spice up your life, seriously。
25. We can have a party with who didn't see for a long time。
做饭时出了状况,你可以大叫“爸!妈!”,而不是一边看着锅着火,一边慌慌张张地打电话。
3. Not worrying about your roommates eating the food in your pantry。
一回家就看见满满当当的冰箱和食物柜。
5. Going to a nice restaurant and letting your parents pick up the bill。
在经常去的餐馆里被工作人员认出来,这感觉简直无可替代。
Why the heck do we use salt & pepper anyways?
"Do you girls want some 'Oliva Pope-Corn'?"
免费咖啡。
在一个正常大小的厨房里像一个大人一样正常做饭。
终于可以有时间和很久没见面的朋友有个聚会了。
终于熬到了考试,蠢蠢欲动了有木有?!再也不用去食堂排队吃饭;再也不用对着少的可怜的肉翻白眼;再也不用对着叨逼叨叨逼叨的老师(老师,我对不起您!!!)埋头苦睡,因为终于要滚回家啦!对于还要坚守在工作岗位上苦逼的小编来说,你们真是幸福啊~啊~啊~
到处都是免费的食物。
在正常大小的厨房里舒舒服服地使用各种厨具,比如华夫饼机、意大利三明治机和墨西哥起司薄饼机。
拿点肥皂剧必备点心出来。
7. No. More. Dining. Hall。
经常去当地你最喜欢的餐厅吃饭。
6. Eating real food that doesn't need loads of extra salt and pepper。
省钱也讲天时地利——在家里的每一天。
大学里吃的无聊食物还记忆犹新。
说真的,给你的生活加点料吧!
15. And maybe the most powerful and holy Kitchen-Aid that costs more than your month's rent。
放假自制冰咖啡或法压咖啡,在家想做什么咖啡就做什么咖啡。
10. Having a normal sized kitchen to do normal, adult cooking in。
4. Going to the grocery store and picking out the slightly more expensive versions of your favorite foods because your parents are picking up the bill。
16. Utilizing all of the makers that fit comfortably in a normal kitchen: waffle maker, panini maker, quesadilla maker。
11. Visiting all your favorite local restaurants regularly。
This DIY iced coffee, or that French pressed coffee. At home it's your coffee, your way。
20. Free food everywhere。
或者在家里自制一个超级美的披萨。
一觉醒来,发现爸妈已经准备好你最喜欢的早餐了。
深夜在家狂看电影的时候,身边有一大堆零食。
23. Eating every single crispy, juicy piece of food that your Mom or Dad cooks on the grill。
对了,如果你家里有院子,那你还能尝到上天赐予的新鲜无比的天然食物!
再也不用担心室友偷吃你储藏的食物了。
Then out-grill your old man after mastering these grilling tips。
Maybe after this summer they'll trust you enough to let you to use the butane torch. oooooh。
也许过了这个暑假,他们终于可以放心让你用丁烷点火枪了。好吧。。。
免费酒水。
14. And OMG IF your parents have a garden: Finally, you get fresh, natural food of the gods。
24. There will not so many classes to join any mall。
可以使用各种调料,不仅是盐、胡椒和意大利调料。
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